Photo: Archean Clone #2 out for a walk.

Let me put to rest rumours that I constructed Archean (Miss Rubber World 2011) from spare parts of several latex supermodels…. she is actually the result of a complex cloning/latex augmentation program.  

The early experimental work was a bit rough around the edges but the 4th or 5th Archean clone worked out well.

knockoffknockdown:

Dear Hookersorcake,

I do not appreciate your plagiarism!

I own the original image you have blogged about here (see original below).  The whole point of making an image of the great products sold by my company is to let them move around the internet, entertain people and support the artists who create these awesome products.  That said, your removal of our watermark and your co-opting of MY COMPANY’S LOGO makes it much harder for people to find the source of this great, fun, weird product.

In fact… it’s a form of theft.  You have scrubbed off our logos, and any information about where people can find this product.  I understand your pressing need to be reblogged, and to promote yourself… but you really don’t need to illegally change images of ours to point at your blog name.  In fact, you would seem a lot more legitimate if you did not illegally alter people’s photos to point at you as if you did the work.  That, my friend… is plagiarism.  That’s a word that someone who has written a book, should be very VERY aware of.

I’m pretty sure those who are dutifully re-blogging your blog in hopes of winning a zombi dildo from Necronomicox are not going to win a prize.  I think that because you have started this contest of yours with dishonesty and zero transparency.   I’d like to see you provide some information proving that you 1) have a zombi dildo in your possession (in which case your Aunt is wicked awesome dude!) and 2) that you give it away to someone.  Otherwise ALL of your followers should find you suspect and label you as the scam artist that you appear to be.

Reblog if you don’t like people stealing stuff!  You win… a moral victory!

hookersorcake:

Hey guys. So my Aunt got me a Zombie Dildo for my birthday but she didn’t know that I already have one. I can’t take it back. So I decided to give it away to one of my followers on here, it doesn’t matter what country you live in. You just have to re-blog this or suggest me for the directory. I’ll pick a random winner on valentines day.

I’ll be very keen to see if you give anything away HoC. Very Keen.