Opening a can of crazy
Just because you are going to behave like a madman and threaten lawsuits and police action because I hurt your feelings by suggesting you should not steal from me does not make you A) right or B) sane.
Nor will it stop me from asking you to stop stealing from me. Because… well… you stole from me.
But, hey, you enjoy eating that can of crazy you opened up. But please… do the world a favour and eat it all up. I’d hate to waste all that good crazy when there are sane people out there lacking even a spoonful of crazy.
