May 2012
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RIP, Matt.
Archean and the staff at Kink Engineering are sad to report that Mad_Scientist (Matt) passed away on May 23rd, 2012, at the age of 35.  His death was accidental.  He was a great friend, a brilliant mind, and an exceptional lover. Matt was awesomely creative and scientifically curious.  His first focus for his customers was always safety.  Many of you will remember Matt commenting in the vac bed...
May 29th
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Archean's on a road trip.
Follow her on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/KE_Archean For example “Field full of dead deer and live horses… Is there something I don’t know about horses?” Should be interesting reading. I shall be back in Toronto taking care of business in the kink cave.
May 22nd
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Ego Assassin/Kink Engineering show was amazing
I suppose I have to agree with Observer.  Lots of photos and such coming as soon as we get them ready. observer31: No photo to show what I mean (not an “accredited” event photographer, sorry!) but the Ego Assassin/Kink Engineering show was very, very good.  I’ve been to many fetish events over the year, so I feel somewhat qualified to say that this was definitely superior.  Very creative,...
May 21st
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“I hereby give you permission to make whatever the hell you feel like making....”
– Adam Savage (via beefranck)
May 20th
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“I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig-ah.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
May 20th
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Wanted: Torture Garden Toronto Photos of Kink...
Hey… if you have photos or video of our performance from last night, we’d REALLY appreciate it if you could send them to us at info@kinkengineering.com 2 weeks of work to make the stage show go… and now we are dying to know what it looked like from the audience. Thanks in advance, and we hope you enjoyed the show as much as we enjoyed creating it for you all. Matt - Kink...
May 20th
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“0118 999 881 999 119 7253.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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May 15th
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Candidate: I tried to take the assessment you sent me, but it says I have an incorrect username or password.
Me: No problem, just send me an email about it. I'll forward it to support and they'll fix it for you.
Candidate: I've applied to so many jobs, how am I supposed to keep track of the username and password on each site?
Me: I definitely understand that, and I'll take care of it for you as soon as I receive your email.
Candidate: I tried the "forgot your password" prompt but I answered the security question wrong.
Me: Ah. Well, if you send me that email I can...
Candidate: I don't want to miss out because of something stupid like this.
Me: Look, if you want to fight, I'll fight you.
Candidate: What?
Me: What?
May 15th
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May 15th
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“Sexiness is not measured by the size of your thighs. Sexiness is measured by the...”
– Dr. Oz (via sexymuscles)
May 14th
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May 14th
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Arg...
Mal just bit holes in BOTH horns on my inflatable lucha hood!  Little bugger! RIP Hex Inflatable Horns. Don’t cry for them… I can build more.  This is why everyone who owns latex should learn to do repairs.  Ego Assassin teaches classes by the way… 
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May 12th
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“Brace yourself for the initial angry wave of criticism: how dare you, I hate it,...”
– Launch (Ftrain.com) That’s exactly EXACTLY right.
May 12th
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May 12th
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Louis CK...
Gets $10 more from me by writing one of the best newsletters ever.
May 12th
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May 11th
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Amazed...
I just got a sneak peek at a new dress that Ego Assassin is making for the Torture Garden show.  It’s the most amazing thing I’ve EVER seen in latex.  EVER! Much blogging when they have photos.
May 11th
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